Dear Mother Nature,
You suck. You really do. I know that I live in Ohio and it's just your nature to suck, but you've really been sucking it up a lot lately. Suckey suck. Today, I wore a skirt to work, which is something I rarely do (I'm a pants kind of gal) and I also wore heels. I looked quite fancy. But I surely didn't feel fancy when I was freezing my arse off whenever I was outside! I didn't wear a coat! I haven't worn a coat for three weeks, just out of spite, or whatever, to
will spring to come ... and I've been faring just fine, thank you very much. I could handle the 50 degree days with just a sweater on. Oh but Mother Nature, you're a sly one. Here it is, April 8, and you decide to let it snow. Thanks. Thanks a lot. And the temperature? Hovering between a measly 32 and 34 degrees? Nice. Very nice. Our high today was 40.
I'm just writing to let you know, Mother Nature, that I surely don't appreciate you deciding to pull this cold weather crap on the one day where I try to look nice. I had a very nice executive luncheon to attend today, and on a normal April day, I'd be looking the part, fitting in, feeling good in my nice skirt and heels paring, but today, oh no ... today! I skated into the luncheon with cheeks all a-flush and I was fricken freezing, and more than two people asked me, "Didn't you wear a coat?!" NO! I didn't wear a coat! It's APRIL 8! And then I cursed your name under my breath with 20 other expletives.
And one more thing,
baseball has started. Which means that spring is officially here. I guess you didn't get the memo. Well here you go:
TO: Mother Nature
FROM: All of the peoples of the world
RE: Spring is here
Spring is here. It's April.
Baseball season has started.
That is all I have to say to you, you mean mother.
No XOXO's for you, fricken freezing in my skirt, thanksverymuch,
~Kay